OnlineHost: Alec54 has entered the room.
Alec54: am i the only one?
MMmasterX: NO, DAMPE'S ON
Alec54: o is he comming?
MMmasterX: I HOPE
Alec54: what if he doesn't and i'm the only one?
Alec54: do i automatically win
MMmasterX: ITS NOT IMMUNITY
Alec54: yeah i know
MMmasterX: DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE PLAYING?
Alec54: who wants to be a millionaire
MMmasterX: YAH
MMmasterX: DAMPE'S MAD AT ME
Alec54: why?
MMmasterX: BECAUSE I DIDN'T PUT HIM AS ONE OF THE CHOICES IN THE HINT
Alec54: o
MMmasterX: I COULDN'T PUT EVERYONE
Alec54: true
OnlineHost: DampeRIP has entered the room.
MMmasterX: HEY DAMPE
DampeRIP: kill MMX
Alec54: het
Alec54: hey*
DampeRIP: kill
DampeRIP: kill
Alec54: don't be angry
MMmasterX: DAMPE, THERE WAS ONLY 4 SPOTS, IF I PUT YOU IN I'D HAVE TO LEAVE SOMEONE ELSE OUT
DampeRIP: not angry
DampeRIP: pissed
Alec54: don't be pisse
Alec54: d
MMmasterX: AND THEN I'D BE GETTING THIS TALK FROM THEM
MMmasterX: IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING
DampeRIP: now you get it from me
DampeRIP: kill
DampeRIP: kill
MMmasterX: ARE WE READY OR NOT?
Alec54: i am
DampeRIP: i am
MMmasterX: REWARD CHALLENGE #9: "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?"
MMmasterX: RULES: WE PLAYED THE SHORT VERSION OF THIS ON DAY 15 AND NOW IT COMES FULL SCALE
MMmasterX: ALL OF US KNOW THE RULES SO LET ME EXPLAIN THE SPECIAL RULES I'VE INSERTED
DampeRIP: ok
MMmasterX: YOU WILL BE PLAYING FOR UP TO 50 POINTS, THE LADDER LOOKS AS FOLLOWS:
MMmasterX: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-13-16-20-25-50, WITH MILESTONES AT 5 AND 10 POINTS
MMmasterX: I WILL ONLY BE GIVING 2 FASTEST FINGER QUESTIONS, TIME PERMITTING, SO WIN
MMmasterX: WHEN WE BEGIN I WILL ASK YOU TO PUT ON YOUR AWAY MESSAGE, 50 POINTS MUST BE EARNED
MMmasterX: YOU WILL HAVE ALL 3 OF YOUR LIFELINES INSTEAD OF JUST 1:
MMmasterX: 1- 50:50: TAKE AWAY 2 WRONG ANSWERS
MMmasterX: 2- ASK THE AUDIENCE: I WILL ASK ALL THOSE NOT PLAYING TO IM ME
THEIR ANSWER
MMmasterX: I WILL THEN GIVE YOU THEIR PERCENTAGES, NO ONE MAY SHOUT OUT THE ANSWER IN THE ROOM
MMmasterX: IF YOU GIVE THE CORRECT ANSWER TO ME YOU WILL RECEIVE 3 POINTS
FOR HELPING
MMmasterX: IF YOU YELL THE ANSWER OUT IN THE ROOM YOU WILL LOSE 5 POINTS
MMmasterX: 3- PHONE A FRIEND: YOU MAY CHOOSE ONE PERSON IN THE CHAT ROOM TO RECEIVE HELP FROM
MMmasterX: YOU WILL HAVE 30 SECONDS TO TRY AND GET AN ANSWER FROM THEM
MMmasterX: ANYONE WHO HELPS THEM GET A CORRECT ANSWER WILL BE AWARDED WITH 5 POINTS
MMmasterX: AGAIN, IF YOU SPEAK AFTER 30 SECONDS HAVE EXPIRED YOU WILL BE
PENALIZED 5 POINTS
MMmasterX: 4- 25:75: IF WE DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE FOR AUDIENCE OR PHONE A FRIEND...
MMmasterX: THIS WILL REPLACE THOSE LIFELINES, IT WILL TAKE AWAY 1 WRONG ANSWER
MMmasterX: ANY QUESTIONS?
DampeRIP: no
Alec54: no thus
Alec54: none*
MMmasterX: OK WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FOR AUDIENCE
DampeRIP: damn
MMmasterX: SO THEREFORE THE 3 LIFELINES ARE 50:50, 25:75, AND PHONE DAMPE
DampeRIP: yay
Alec54: so i go first?
DampeRIP: call me
MMmasterX: OR PHONE ALEC
Alec54: o ok
DampeRIP: call me hon
MMmasterX: ALL SET?
Alec54: hon?
DampeRIP: yerp
MMmasterX: OK, EVERYONE GET READY FOR THE FIRST FASTEST FINGER QUESTION:
MMmasterX: PUT THE FOLLOWING CITIES IN ORDER, STARTING IN THE EAST AND GOING WEST
MMmasterX: <>A: PITTSBURGH <>B: SEATTLE
MMmasterX: <>C: DETROIT <>D: PHILADELPHIA
DampeRIP: a
DampeRIP: c
DampeRIP: d
Alec54: A
DampeRIP: b
Alec54: d
Alec54: b
Alec54: v
Alec54: c
DampeRIP: dbca
DampeRIP: abcd
DampeRIP: cdba
Alec54: D
Alec54: a
Alec54: c
Alec54: b
DampeRIP: dbca
MMmasterX: TIMES UP LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE CORRECT ORDER:
MMmasterX: <>D: PHILADELPHIA
MMmasterX: <>A: PITTSBURGH
MMmasterX: <>C: DETROIT
MMmasterX: <>B: SEATTLE
MMmasterX: THERE'S THE CORRECT ORDER, WHO GOT IT RIGHT AND IN THE FASTEST
TIME...?
Alec54: me
MMmasterX: NOONE
Alec54: !
Alec54: what?
DampeRIP: Alec
DampeRIP: He got it
Alec54: yes i did
MMmasterX: OK GUYS...
MMmasterX: 1: PUT ALL OF YOUR LETTERS IN A ROW, NOT IN A SEPARATE MESSAGE
DampeRIP: ok
Alec54: ok
MMmasterX: 2: I CAN ONLY ACCEPT YOUR FIRST ANSWER
DampeRIP: oh
Alec54: lets brgin
MMmasterX: SO THEREFORE GET READY FOR A NEW ONE
DampeRIP: ok
Alec54: fine
DampeRIP: damn
DampeRIP: ..............
MMmasterX: OK GET READY:
DampeRIP: ready
MMmasterX: PUT THE FOLLOWING CITIES IN ORDER, STARTING IN THE EAST AND GOING WEST
MMmasterX: <>A: SEATTLE <>B: PITTSBURGH
MMmasterX: <>C: PHILADELPHIA <>D: CLEVELAND
DampeRIP: dabc
Alec54: dacb
DampeRIP: looks like he wins
DampeRIP: yay for alec
MMmasterX: YOU'RE BOTH WRONG
DampeRIP: O.O
MMmasterX: DO YOU KNOW GEOGRAPHY?
DampeRIP: no
Alec54: no
MMmasterX: KEEP GOING UNTIL SOMEONE GETS IT
Alec54: abcd
DampeRIP: adbc
Alec54: dacb
Alec54: cabd
DampeRIP: abcd
DampeRIP: dcab
Alec54: bdac
DampeRIP: dbca
Alec54: cadb
DampeRIP: acdb
Alec54: dabc
DampeRIP: dbca
DampeRIP: bdca
Alec54: adcb
DampeRIP: cabd
DampeRIP: ]acdb
Alec54: cbad
Alec54: badc
DampeRIP: cdab
DampeRIP: dabc
Alec54: dacb
DampeRIP: We must have gotten it
MMmasterX: NOT YET
Alec54: acbd
DampeRIP: dabc
DampeRIP: cadb
Alec54: cabd
DampeRIP: cabd
Alec54: dabc
DampeRIP: dacb
Alec54: dcab
MMmasterX: GUYS!!
DampeRIP: what?
MMmasterX: YOU THINK PHILLY IS MORE WEST THAN SEATTLE?
DampeRIP: adbc
Alec54: i don't even know what's where
DampeRIP: dabc
MMmasterX: C---
DampeRIP: bcda
Alec54: cabd
DampeRIP: cbad
DampeRIP: cdab
DampeRIP: cabd
Alec54: cdab
DampeRIP: cdba
DampeRIP: cadb
Alec54: cabd
DampeRIP: cbda
Alec54: cbad
MMmasterX: DAMPE!
DampeRIP: cbda
MMmasterX: CBDA
MMmasterX: <>C: PHILADELPHIA
MMmasterX: <>B: PITTSBURGH
DampeRIP: finaly!
MMmasterX: <>D: CLEVELAND
MMmasterX: <>A: SEATTLE
Alec54: one of us said that beofre
Alec54: before*
DampeRIP: I know
MMmasterX: I DIDN'T SEE IT
DampeRIP: lemme see,,,,,,
MMmasterX: THAT WAS PATHETIC I MUST SAY
MMmasterX: BRB
Alec54: fine
DampeRIP: no
DampeRIP: we hadnt
DampeRIP: I jusr checked
Alec54: o ok
MMmasterX: OK
MMmasterX: READY DAMPE?
DampeRIP: ok
MMmasterX: LET'S PLAY "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?"!
MMmasterX: FOR 1 POINT...
DampeRIP: change your font!
DampeRIP: Too bright
DampeRIP: !
MMmasterX: WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS THE OPPOSITE OF DIVISION?
MMmasterX: <>A: ADDITION <>B: SUBTRACTION
MMmasterX: <>C: MULTIPLICATION <>D: SQUARING
DampeRIP: YOU ****
DampeRIP: CHANGE YOUR FONT
MMmasterX: ITS ALREADY PRE-SET, TOO HARD TO CHANGE IT
MMmasterX: ITS NOT THAT HARD
DampeRIP: Multiplacation
Alec54: i dont think i know the answer
MMmasterX: FINAL?
DampeRIP: Yes
MMmasterX: YES FOR 1 POINT
MMmasterX: FOR 2 POINTS...
MMmasterX: IF YOU ARE FACING EAST AND TURN 90 DEGREES TO THE RIGHT, WHICH
DIRECTION ARE YOU FACING?
MMmasterX: <>A: NORTH <>B: SOUTH
MMmasterX: <>C: EAST <>D: WEST
Alec54: uygvtr
Alec54: sry bout that
DampeRIP: B
MMmasterX: FINAL?
DampeRIP: yes
MMmasterX: YES, FOR 2 POINTS
Alec54: i've got a bimbo next to be
MMmasterX: FOR 3 POINTS...
MMmasterX: WHO BOMBED PEARL HARBOR?
Alec54: me*
MMmasterX: <>A: CHINA <>B: GERMANY
MMmasterX: <>C: RUSSIA <>D: JAPAN
DampeRIP: D
DampeRIP: yes
Alec54: uo
MMmasterX: YES FOR 3 POINTS
MMmasterX: FOR 4 POINTS...
MMmasterX: WHO IS CURRENTLY THE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.?
MMmasterX: <>A: DICK CHENEY <>B: JOSEPH LIEBERMAN
MMmasterX: <>C: AL GORE <>D: JOHN ADAMS
DampeRIP: Um can I call someone?
Alec54: call me
MMmasterX: ALEC?
Alec54: can i answer?
MMmasterX: 30 SECONDS START NOW
Alec54: i get points right?
DampeRIP: hurry
Alec54: it's A
MMmasterX: YES
Alec54: positive
DampeRIP: A
MMmasterX: FINAL?
DampeRIP: yes
MMmasterX: GOT IT FOR 5 POINTS
MMmasterX: 5 POINTS GO TO ALEC ALSO
DampeRIP: yay Alec is smart
MMmasterX: 4 POINTS MY BAD
Alec54: ok
MMmasterX: FOR 5 POINTS...
MMmasterX: IF YOU TAKE THE SQUARE ROOT OF 856 SQUARED, WHAT DO YOU GET?
MMmasterX: <>A: 10,943 <>B: 936
MMmasterX: <>C: 856 <>D: 0
Alec54: don't ask me
MMmasterX: CAN'T
Alec54: true
MMmasterX: CMON DAMPE YOU GOT IT
DampeRIP: no I dont
MMmasterX: THINK
MMmasterX: USE A SMALLER NUMBER
MMmasterX: WHATS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 9?
DampeRIP: 3
MMmasterX: NOW SQUARE THAT
DampeRIP: 1.o1o1o1
Alec54: i know
MMmasterX: MO
MMmasterX: NO
MMmasterX: SQUARE IT
MMmasterX: TAKE IT TO THE 2ND POWER
DampeRIP: Eerm oh yeah
MMmasterX: LOL
DampeRIP: Stop hinting now
MMmasterX: K
Alec54: i know
MMmasterX: HAVE AN ANSWER, OR WANT TO USE A LIFELINE?
MMmasterX: ?
DampeRIP: I have to pea BRB
MMmasterX: ALRIGHT
Alec54: people on the show can 't go pee when they want to
MMmasterX: LOL
DampeRIP: C
Alec54: they should wet their pants
MMmasterX: FINAL?
DampeRIP: Damn
DampeRIP: Thatc was hard
DampeRIP: Yes
MMmasterX: THAT WASN'T SO TOUGH YOU GOT 5 POINTS
DampeRIP: dont lie
MMmasterX: REMEMBER YOU NOW ARE GUARANTEED 5 POINTS
DampeRIP: ok
MMmasterX: FOR 6 POINTS...
MMmasterX: WHAT IS THE HOLY BOOK OF THE MUSLIMS?
MMmasterX: <>A: BIBLE <>B: TETRA
MMmasterX: <>C: BUTRA <>D: KORAN
Alec54: i know
Alec54: it's a pity you can't signal me
DampeRIP: Me too
DampeRIP: D
MMmasterX: FINAL ANSWER?
DampeRIP: yes'
MMmasterX: YES, FOR 6 POINTS
MMmasterX: FOR 7 POINTS...
DampeRIP: I can read the question!
DampeRIP: YAY!
MMmasterX: WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE HOST OF THE SHOW "WEAKEST LINK"?
MMmasterX: <>A: JANE ROBINSON <>B: ANNE HENDERSON
MMmasterX: <>C: ANNE ROBINSON <>D: JANE HENDERSON
DampeRIP: Oh ****
Alec54: i know this too
DampeRIP: Herm , ask my aug=dience
MMmasterX: MAYBE WANT TO NARROW IT DOWN?
MMmasterX: NO AUDIENCE
MMmasterX: 50:50 OR 25:75
DampeRIP: 50:50
MMmasterX: OK COMPUTER TAKE AWAY 2
MMmasterX: <>B: ANNE HENDERSON
MMmasterX: <>C: ANNE ROBINSON
DampeRIP: 25:75
MMmasterX: LOL
MMmasterX: YOU CAN'T TAKE 1 QUARTER OF 2
Alec54: i know thisr
Alec54: this*
DampeRIP: Yes I can!
MMmasterX: OK
MMmasterX: <>ANNE
DampeRIP: So what answers are left?
MMmasterX: B OR C
MMmasterX: I CAN'T GIVE YOU THE ANSWER
DampeRIP: No , I want the names
MMmasterX: ANNE HENDERSON/ROBINSON
DampeRIP: No~!
DampeRIP: One of them is missing something
MMmasterX: <>B: ANNE HENDERSON
MMmasterX: <>C: ANNE ROBINSON
MMmasterX: THERE'S YOUR CHOICES
DampeRIP: -___-
DampeRIP: c
DampeRIP: final
DampeRIP: ?
DampeRIP: yes
MMmasterX: YES!!!
MMmasterX: 1 LIFELINE LEFT, HERE IT IS
MMmasterX: FOR 8 POINTS...
MMmasterX: IN GOLF, WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR A DOUBLE EAGLE?
MMmasterX: <>A: FALCON <>B: ALBATROSS
MMmasterX: <>C: SEAGULL <>D: HAWK
DampeRIP: O.O
Alec54: i know
DampeRIP: murder
MMmasterX: YOU HAVE A LIFELINE LEFT
DampeRIP: Hawk
DampeRIP: final?
DampeRIP: Yes
MMmasterX: DON'T WANNA USE YOUR LIFELINE?
MMmasterX: OK FINAL
DampeRIP: nope
MMmasterX: NO IT WAS B
DampeRIP: Golf...
Alec54: do i automatically go on now?
MMmasterX: YOU END UP WITH 5 POINTS DAMPE
DampeRIP: yay
MMmasterX: YAH, I'LL ASK THE QUESTION ANYWAY THOUGH
MMmasterX: OK, IF WE HAVE ENOUGH TIME, HERE'S THE LAST FASTEST FINGER
QUESTION:
Alec54: o ok
MMmasterX: PUT THE FOLLOWING EVENTS IN GAME SHOW HISTORY IN ORDER, STARTING WITH THE EARLIEST
MMmasterX: <>A: 21 RETURNS <>B: MILLIONAIRE DEBUTS IN U.S.
MMmasterX: <>C: 21 DEBUTS <>D: SURVIVOR DEBUTS
Alec54: CABD
Alec54: ABCD
MMmasterX: OK TIMES UP LETS TAKE A LOOK AT THE CORRECT ORDER:
Alec54: CDAB
MMmasterX: <>C: 21 DEBUTS
DampeRIP: acbd
MMmasterX: <>B: MILLIONAIRE DEBUTS IN U.S.
MMmasterX: <>A: 21 RETURNS
MMmasterX: <>D: SURVIVOR DEBUTS
DampeRIP: 21?
MMmasterX: THERE'S THE CORRECT ORDER, WHO GOT IT RIGHT AND IN THE FASTEST
TIME...?
Alec54: no one
MMmasterX: NOONE
MMmasterX: BUT ALEC ITS YOUR TURN ANYWAY
DampeRIP: whats 21?
MMmasterX: GAME SHOW
MMmasterX: IT WAS ON NBC
MMmasterX: OK ALEC ALL SET?
Alec54: yeah
MMmasterX: THEN LETS PLAY "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE!"?
MMmasterX: FOR 1 POINT...
MMmasterX: ON A MAILBOX WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING NORMALLY SHOWS THERE IS
OUTGOING MAIL?
MMmasterX: <>A: FLAG IS UP <>B: FLAG IS DOWN
MMmasterX: <>C: MAILBOX IS OPEN <>D: THERE IS A NOTE
Alec54: A
MMmasterX: FINAL?
Alec54: yup
MMmasterX: YES FOR 1 POINT
MMmasterX: FOR 2 POINTS...
MMmasterX: WHO CURRENTLY HAS THE MOST POINTS?
MMmasterX: <>A: KASCHRIS <>B: LOGOLARSON
MMmasterX: <>C: DIAL555 <>D: ALEC54
MMmasterX: ALEC PUT YOUR AWAY MESSAGE ON
Alec54: logo
Alec54: b
Alec54: final answer
MMmasterX: YES
MMmasterX: AWAY MESSAGE
Alec54: it's ok
Alec54: on*
MMmasterX: alright
MMmasterX: FOR 3 POINTS...
MMmasterX: WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS NOT PART OF THE TRIPLE CROWN OF HORSE RACING?
MMmasterX: <>A: BELMONT <>B: KENTUCKY DERBY
MMmasterX: <>C: VIRGINIA STAKES <>D: PREAKNESS
DampeRIP: Come on think Alec
Alec54: do you know?
DampeRIP: remember when we'de always go betting
DampeRIP: No
MMmasterX: LOL
Alec54: o
MMmasterX: LIFELINE?
Alec54: no not yet
MMmasterX: DAMPE, DON'T SAY IF YOU KNOW OR NOT
Alec54: i think i have an idea
DampeRIP: I do
DampeRIP: I know
DampeRIP: I know
Alec54: you're just trying to mess me up
DampeRIP: No
MMmasterX: LOL
MMmasterX: WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
Alec54: give me a minute
MMmasterX: SURE YOU DON'T WANNA USE A LIFELINE?
Alec54: i know what it isn't
Alec54: it's definatly not D
Alec54: i know
Alec54: virginia stakes
MMmasterX: NO LIFELINES?
Alec54: none
MMmasterX: OK
MMmasterX: FINAL?
Alec54: yeah
MMmasterX: GOT IT!
MMmasterX: FOR 4 POINTS...
MMmasterX: WHAT IS IT CALLED IF 2 FULL MOONS APPEAR IN THE SAME MONTH?
MMmasterX: <>A: DOUBLE MOON <>B: INDIAN MOON
MMmasterX: <>C: BLUE MOON <>D: LUCKY MOON
DampeRIP: -_-
MMmasterX: ANY IDEA?
Alec54: i'm thinking
MMmasterX: LIFELINES>PHONE>50:50>25:75
Alec54: i already know what'll appear if i do 50 50
MMmasterX: THEN YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?
MMmasterX: YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT IT'LL DO
Alec54: i believe i do
MMmasterX: WELL LETS DO SOMETHING
Alec54: blue moon
MMmasterX: FINAL?
DampeRIP: -_-
Alec54: ......
Alec54: i hope i don't regret it
Alec54: yes
MMmasterX: YAH YOU GOT IT!
DampeRIP: -_-
MMmasterX: FOR 5 POINTS...
MMmasterX: IF YOU WERE ON THE REAL MILLIONAIRE, HOW MUCH MONEY WOULD YOU
HAVE WON SO FAR?
MMmasterX: <>A: $300 <>B: $400
MMmasterX: <>C: $500 <>D: $1,000,000
Alec54: C
MMmasterX: FINAL?
DampeRIP: --_--
Alec54: yes
MMmasterX: YES FOR 5 POINTS
MMmasterX: YOU CAN'T GET LESS THAN 5 POINTS NOW
MMmasterX: LETS GO ON
MMmasterX: FOR 6 POINTS...
MMmasterX: IN WHICH CITY WOULD YOU FIND THE SPACE NEEDLE?
MMmasterX: <>A: CHICAGO <>B: NEW YORK
MMmasterX: <>C: DETROIT <>D: SEATTLE
DampeRIP: -_-
Alec54: hmm
Alec54: odd
Alec54: i have a very good gut instinct
Alec54: i'll try D
MMmasterX: FINAL?
Alec54: yes
MMmasterX: YA ITS D, GOOD JOB
MMmasterX: FOR 7 POINTS...
MMmasterX: WHO IS THE HOST OF THE LATE LATE SHOW?
MMmasterX: <>A: DAVID LETTERMAN <>B: JAY LENO
MMmasterX: <>C: CONAN O'BRIEN <>D: CRAIG KILBORN
Alec54: which late show
MMmasterX: THE LATE LATE SHOW
DampeRIP: I.........
MMmasterX: THERE'S LATE SHOW, LATE LATE SHOW, TONIGHT SHOW, AND AFTER
MIDNIGHT
Alec54: i see
MMmasterX: OR RATHER LATE NIGHT
Alec54: stop
Alec54: you're confusing me
MMmasterX: THERE'S LATE SHOW, LATE LATE SHOW, TONIGHT SHOW, AND LATE NIGHT
MMmasterX: THERE YA GO
Alec54: ok!
MMmasterX: PERHAPS A LIFELINE?
DampeRIP: call me!
MMmasterX: DO YOU TRUST DAMPE
DampeRIP: -_-
Alec54: give me a minute to think
MMmasterX: K
DampeRIP: what a ****ty impresion of Regis
MMmasterX: GET OFF MY BACK DAMPE
MMmasterX: WE'RE RUNNING SHORT ON TIME ALEC
Alec54: CRAIG KILBORN
Alec54: final
MMmasterX: YES!
MMmasterX: FOR 8 POINTS...
MMmasterX: WHICH ANIMALS ARE ABUNDANT ON THE GALAPAGOS ISLANDS?
MMmasterX: <>A: TURTLES <>B: SNAKES
MMmasterX: <>C: HORSES <>D: BIRDS
MMmasterX: THE ISLAND IS FAMOUS FOR THIS
Alec54: i think it's A
MMmasterX: FINAL?
Alec54: yes
MMmasterX: GOT IT FOR 8 POINTS
MMmasterX: FOR 9 POINTS...
MMmasterX: WHO WAS THE ONLY PRESIDENT TO NOT BE ELECTED TO OFFICE?
DampeRIP: Regis ****lips
MMmasterX: <>A: GROVER CLEVELAND <>B: GERALD FORD
MMmasterX: <>C: JAMES BUCHANAN <>D: JAMES GARFIELD
MMmasterX: 7 MINUTES LEFT ALEC
Alec54: how many more questions?
MMmasterX: 5
MMmasterX: AFTER THIS
Alec54: ok
MMmasterX: 6 ACTUALLY
Alec54: B final
MMmasterX: YES!
MMmasterX: FOR 10 POINTS...
MMmasterX: (BE CAREFUL, TRICK QUESTION)
MMmasterX: WHAT IS THE OFFICIAL LANGUAGE OF THE UNITED STATES?
MMmasterX: <>A: ENGLISH <>B: SPANISH
MMmasterX: <>C: FRENCH <>D: NONE OF THE ABOVE
DampeRIP: ME!
DampeRIP: CALL ME!
MMmasterX: ANY CLUE ALEC?
Alec54: it's not A
DampeRIP: Call me
DampeRIP: come on
DampeRIP: pick up the telly
MMmasterX: LOL
Alec54: D
MMmasterX: FINAL?
DampeRIP: -_-
Alec54: as final as i can be
MMmasterX: YES!!! FOR 10 POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MMmasterX: YOU CAN NOW NOT LEAVE WITH LESS THAN 10 POINTS
Alec54: good
MMmasterX: BUT NOW COME THE EXTREMELY DIFFICULT QUESTIONS
MMmasterX: ALL SET?
Alec54: next question only 5 mins left
MMmasterX: 3 LIFELINES LEFT...
MMmasterX: HANG ON GUYS BRB
DampeRIP: *******
Alec54: no
Alec54: that's jipping me!
DampeRIP: HE HAS 5 MINUTES ONLY
Alec54: i get as much time more as you're gone
DampeRIP: OK READY ALEC?
Alec54: yes
DampeRIP: HEHEHEH
Alec54: i get 45 extra seconds
Alec54: oh
Alec54: it'syou
Alec54: you fooled melol
MMmasterX: OK HERE WE GO
MMmasterX: I'LL GIVE YOU EXTRA TIME
Alec54: ok good
DampeRIP: WHAT ARE THE COLORS OF THE CHINESE FLAG?
MMmasterX: FOR 13 POINTS...
MMmasterX: IF YOU HAVE CHOLERA, WHICH BODY PART HAS BECOME INFECTED?
MMmasterX: <>A: THYMUS GLAND <>B: NECK
MMmasterX: <>C: INTESTINE <>D: PITUITARY GLAND
DampeRIP: O.O
Alec54: i know this
DampeRIP: HMMM
Alec54: intestine
DampeRIP: IT LIKES TO INFECT MY ***
MMmasterX: FINAL?
Alec54: final
MMmasterX: YES, FOR 13 POINTS
MMmasterX: FOR 16 POINTS...
DampeRIP: MY *** HAS BEEN INFECTRED
Alec54: lol
DampeRIP: YAY FOR ME
MMmasterX: WHAT U.S. CITY IS THE HEADQUARTERS OF THE NATION OF ISLAM?
MMmasterX: <>A: SEATTLE <>B: DETROIT
MMmasterX: <>C: NEW YORK <>D: CHICAGO
DampeRIP: <>E: MY INFECTED ***
MMmasterX: ANY CLUE HERE?
DampeRIP: OR ARE YOU SLOW?
Alec54: i think
MMmasterX: YOU HAVE 3 LIFELINES
DampeRIP: 3
DampeRIP: 50:50
DampeRIP: 25:75
DampeRIP: PHONE
MMmasterX: VERY GOOD DAMPE
DampeRIP: TALKING TO MYSELF AND NAMING MY *** DAMPE
MMmasterX: TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE THINKING ALEC
DampeRIP: LET ME INTO YOUR HEAD
Alec54: hmmm
Alec54: detriot's big
DampeRIP: REALY
MMmasterX: PERHAPS A 50:50?
Alec54: yes 50 50
DampeRIP: 50:50!
Alec54: it may help
MMmasterX: OK COMPUTER TAKE AWAY 2
MMmasterX: <>C: NEW YORK <>D: CHICAGO
DampeRIP: OK COMP **** GO AWAY
DampeRIP: <>E: MY INFECTED ***
Alec54: i know now
DampeRIP: E?
Alec54: god i hope my gut don't fail me..
Alec54: C final
MMmasterX: DON'T WANNA PHONE DAMPE?
Alec54: no i don't
MMmasterX: C.....
MMmasterX: NO IT WAS D
Alec54: he'll just say my infected ***
Alec54: oh
MMmasterX: BUT YOU LEAVE WITH 10 POINTS
DampeRIP: I WOULD HAVE SAID D
MMmasterX: SO IN TOTAL
MMmasterX: TODAY
Alec54: i get 15
DampeRIP: I WAS JUST IN C
MMmasterX: ALEC: 15 POINTS
MMmasterX: DAMPE: 5 POINTS
DampeRIP: AND SAW NOT A MUSLIM
MMmasterX: SEE EVERYONE THURSDAY
DampeRIP: BY INFECTED *** , DAMPE , AND ALEC!
MMmasterX: BYE