ppenguin757: objection...like Shakir'a tango
ppenguin757: *Shakira's tango
ppenguin757: *dances around isolation isle*
ppenguin757: *picks up coconut*
ppenguin757: This is my phone, see?
ppenguin757: It's the T-Mobile Sidekick II Coconut edition
ppenguin757: you can text and be online and everything
ppenguin757: *types something*
ppenguin757: see, I just sent an e-mail to my mom at home
ppenguin757: oh, look! I got a text message :-)
ppenguin757: my friend says hi ^_^, she's so sweet
ppenguin757: I also have my cPod
ppenguin757: it's like an iPod except way better
ppenguin757: because it's made out of COCONUTS
ppenguin757: mhm.
ppenguin757: I wonder where Rhi and Cows are
ppenguin757: Rhi's probably in the bathroom, she's has diarrhea lately.
ppenguin757: Cows is probably up in the middle of the island, grazing on some grass.
ppenguin757: So, now I'm sitting on my rock couch
ppenguin757: Which, by the way, is more comfortable than anything back at Viveros camp.
ppenguin757: oh, by the way :-)
ppenguin757: For all you viewers at home
ppenguin757: look at what I found this morning!
ppenguin757: *searches in bag*
ppenguin757:
ppenguin757: it's so pretty
ppenguin757: and it will be my lifeline in this game
ppenguin757: I think I'll name it Roz
ppenguin757: after the amazingly talented Roz on Last Comic Standing :-)
ppenguin757: *decorates*
ppenguin757: much better
ppenguin757: Roz is my best friend now
ppenguin757: *hugs*
ppenguin757: because I know TIm is an alias
ppenguin757: possibly Case
ppenguin757: and Case would love to screw me over, especially after what happened last season.
ppenguin757: *flashes back to Case losing to Nine*
ppenguin757: hahahahahahahahahahaha
haaaaa
ppenguin757: *sits on the edge of the beach*
ppenguin757: *packs up Roz*