SpiderFab4: hello
SpiderFab4: Okay, here's the situation
SpiderFab4: My parents went away on a week's vacation
SpiderFab4: And they left the keys to the brand new Porsche
SpiderFab4: Will they mind... hmmm... well... of course not
SpiderFab4: I'll just take it for a little spin
SpiderFab4: And maybe show it off to a couple of friends
SpiderFab4: I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood
SpiderFab4: Well maybe I shouldn't
SpiderFab4: Yeah of course I should
SpiderFab4: Pay attention, heres the thick of the plot
SpiderFab4: I pulled up to the corner at the end of my plot
SpiderFab4: *block
SpiderFab4: Thats when I saw this beautiful girly-girl walking
SpiderFab4: I picked up my cellphone and pretended I was talking
SpiderFab4: You should have seen this girls bodily dimensions
SpiderFab4: I honked my horn just to get her attention
SpiderFab4: She said "Was that for me" I said "Yeah" she said "Why"
SpiderFab4: I said come on and take a ride with a hell of a guy
SpiderFab4: She said "How do I know you're not sick? You could be some
deranged lunatic"
SpiderFab4: I said "Come on Toots, My name is the Prince, besides, would a
lunatic have a Porsche like this?"
SpiderFab4: She agreed and we were on out way
SpiderFab4: She was looking very good, so was I, I must say
SpiderFab4: Word
SpiderFab4: We at McDonalds, pulled into the drive, we ordered 2 Big Mac's and 2
Large Fries with Cokes
SpiderFab4: hi
TimDuncan242: yo
VBPunk81: hey Duncan :-D
VBPunk81: hey Spider
VBPunk81: so what do you think, sp today :-|
SpiderFab4: Stephanie from Full Hosue now hosts "Pants off Dance off"
SpiderFab4: hi VB
VBPunk81: O_O what really?
SpiderFab4: yep
TimDuncan242: i am on a labtop and have a lot of lag
VBPunk81: Is that like .... a Porn spin-off or something LOL
TimDuncan242: lol
SpiderFab4: Its a show on the Fuse music network where people strip and dance
to music videos
TimDuncan242: so few of us...
VBPunk81: I know, it's so sad :-(
SpiderFab4: lol
TimDuncan242: is every1 in iso today or did they not show up again
SpiderFab4: ==SP-REWARD CHALLENGE DAY #4==
TimDuncan242: cool
SpiderFab4: Yeah, 3 are in iso
TimDuncan242: stayin here vb?
SpiderFab4: K, who's hosting?
SpiderFab4: lol
VBPunk81: not me
VBPunk81: last time nobody even listened to me :-(
TimDuncan242: so u r stayin
TimDuncan242: i guess i have to host then
TimDuncan242: unless 1 of u leave lol
VBPunk81: I can host
VBPunk81: but doesnt that mean I get no SP :-(
VBPunk81: or do we all play the game?
TimDuncan242: u get sp
TimDuncan242: u have to choose the game
SpiderFab4: I think we're all guarranteed at least 5 as long as we dont leave
VBPunk81: you guys wanna play blackjack .... best out of 7 games :D
VBPunk81: and we can rotate who deals :-)
TimDuncan242: sure
SpiderFab4: Well
TimDuncan242: burger king power chip lol
SpiderFab4: one has to be the host
SpiderFab4: So they'd always deal
VBPunk81: ok then I will host :-)
VBPunk81: the dice don't cheat :-P
SpiderFab4: lol
VBPunk81: ok, you guys ready?
VBPunk81: wait first...
VBPunk81: rewards?
VBPunk81: 1st, 2nd, 3rd? or what?
VBPunk81: 20, 15, 10 ... can we do like that?
SpiderFab4: No
SpiderFab4: One winner gets 10
SpiderFab4: the other guy gets i think 5
SpiderFab4: And you get like 7
VBPunk81: ok I've never done one, thats why Im asking
VBPunk81: so I dont play then .... its a Blackjack face-off?
SpiderFab4: Ok sure
SpiderFab4: Alternate who goes first
TimDuncan242: k
VBPunk81: alll right :D
TimDuncan242: i have such bad lag
VBPunk81: ok, so same rules as before
VBPunk81: with hit and stand and split, etc
VBPunk81: you know the game :-P
VBPunk81: lets get ready for...
VBPunk81: THE GITANOS BLACKJACK FACE-OFF SPECATCULAR!
VBPunk81: muwahahaha!
SpiderFab4: lol
VBPunk81: featuring .... Spider "the Widow" Fab4
VBPunk81: and Tim "Mad Dog" Duncan
VBPunk81: and me, I'm your host ... Vee Bee :D
TimDuncan242: lol
SpiderFab4: lol
VBPunk81: Let's get started...
VBPunk81: Tim, your hand ...
OnlineHost: VBPunk81 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 2
VBPunk81: oh wait..
VBPunk81: how do I roll ONE 13-side dice LMAO
SpiderFab4: "//roll -dice1 -sides13"
VBPunk81: thanks :D
VBPunk81: ok Mad Dog ....
OnlineHost: VBPunk81 rolled 1 13-sided die: 8
OnlineHost: VBPunk81 rolled 1 13-sided die: 9
VBPunk81: 17 showing...
VBPunk81: and for The Widow
OnlineHost: VBPunk81 rolled 1 13-sided die: 9
OnlineHost: VBPunk81 rolled 1 13-sided die: 9
SpiderFab4: lol
VBPunk81: 18, nice...
VBPunk81: and for me :-P
OnlineHost: VBPunk81 rolled 1 13-sided die: 9
TimDuncan242: u r dealer?
VBPunk81: 17 / 18 / 9
TimDuncan242: r we usin 17 rule?
VBPunk81: yea :-) I cant win being the host, right?
TimDuncan242: rite
VBPunk81: stop on 17 ... right?
VBPunk81: or is it 18
TimDuncan242: 17
VBPunk81: yea, we will use that rule :-)
TimDuncan242: im stayin
VBPunk81: ok and Spider...?
SpiderFab4: stay
VBPunk81: ok.... looks like its me :-P
OnlineHost: VBPunk81 rolled 1 13-sided die: 2
SpiderFab4: 11
VBPunk81: 11 ... hit
OnlineHost: VBPunk81 rolled 1 13-sided die: 6
VBPunk81: 17 ... stay
VBPunk81: Spider, win
VBPunk81: Duncan, draw (right)
SpiderFab4: yes
TimDuncan242: o rite we dont bet
VBPunk81: so Spider 1, Duncan 0
VBPunk81: yea, its just hands won :D
SpiderFab4: What are we playing to?
TimDuncan242: do we lose a point if we lose?
VBPunk81: odd number, I picked 7
VBPunk81: nah, just have to win to get a point
VBPunk81: wait .... lose a point if you lose
VBPunk81: you think so guys?
VBPunk81: I dont think so since I said BEST of 7
SpiderFab4: How about give a half-point if they tie
VBPunk81: well ties always got to the dealer I though
TimDuncan242: k
VBPunk81: thought*
VBPunk81: no points for tie, no points lost for lose
VBPunk81: one point for a win, 2 for a blackjack ;-)
VBPunk81: sound good?
TimDuncan242: ...sure
VBPunk81: ... why that?
TimDuncan242: just cuz a push means u get ur chips back
VBPunk81: yea, meaning no change
TimDuncan242: lets just play
VBPunk81: I was being nice by not making losing take any a point though
SpiderFab4: yes
VBPunk81: thought it would be funner :-\
SpiderFab4: no lose points
VBPunk81: most WINS out of 7 hands guys :-P
VBPunk81: ok, second hand ....
VBPunk81: SPIDER gets ...
OnlineHost: VBPunk81 rolled 1 13-sided die: 4
OnlineHost: VBPunk81 rolled 1 13-sided die: 12
VBPunk81: and DUNCAN has ...
OnlineHost: VBPunk81 rolled 1 13-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: VBPunk81 rolled 1 13-sided die: 12
VBPunk81: for the DEALER...
OnlineHost: VBPunk81 rolled 1 13-sided die: 13
VBPunk81: Sp 14 / Du 21 :-P
VBPunk81: and Im showing a 10 haha
SpiderFab4: hit
TimDuncan242: cool
VBPunk81: ok...
OnlineHost: VBPunk81 rolled 1 13-sided die: 6
VBPunk81: 20 for Spider
SpiderFab4: stay
VBPunk81: and Duncan ... lol
TimDuncan242: stay
VBPunk81: thought so :-)
VBPunk81: dealer shows ...
OnlineHost: VBPunk81 rolled 1 13-sided die: 8
VBPunk81: 18, stays
TimDuncan242: i guess a double down would be pointless
SpiderFab4: we both win
VBPunk81: well, we could make a double down win 2 I guess >-
VBPunk81: yup .... DUNCAN 2, SPIDER 2
VBPunk81: ok, third hand ... ready?
TimDuncan242: yup
SpiderFab4: um
SpiderFab4: wait
VBPunk81: he got a Black Jack
SpiderFab4: why does Duncan have 2?
TimDuncan242: blackjack
SpiderFab4: o_O
VBPunk81:
VBPunk81: no points for tie, no points lost for lose
VBPunk81:
VBPunk81: one point for a win, 2 for a blackjack
SpiderFab4: 12 is a Queen
VBPunk81: I just said that, look back :-P
VBPunk81: 1 is an Ace
VBPunk81: thats a blackjack
SpiderFab4: 12 is a Queen
SpiderFab4: thats a blackqueen
VBPunk81: King and Ace
VBPunk81: LMAO!
SpiderFab4: not a blackjack
VBPunk81: hahahaha Blackjack is 21 :-P
TimDuncan242: lol
SpiderFab4: blackjack is blackjack
VBPunk81: Ace(11) + King(10) = 21 Points
TimDuncan242: i just watched world series of blackjack lol
SpiderFab4: not blackqueen
SpiderFab4: good for yoyu
TimDuncan242: any face can go for blackjack
VBPunk81: Spider, shush .... a Blackjack is two cards that equal 21, you know that
TimDuncan242: lets keep goin
TimDuncan242: there isnt much time
VBPunk81: ok ROUND THREE....
SpiderFab4: That doesnt concenr me
VBPunk81: DUNCAN shows ...
SpiderFab4: *concern
VBPunk81:
VBPunk81: one point for a win, 2 for a blackjack
SpiderFab4: Only the host is penalized
VBPunk81: what?
SpiderFab4: just roll
TimDuncan242: if we dont end by 8 est
VBPunk81: Why didn't anyone tell me that
VBPunk81: damn man
VBPunk81: I said that I never did this before
TimDuncan242: but u can end it at 755 if we dont
VBPunk81: and then you just gonna let me go over
VBPunk81: I lost the C+P for rolling the dice
SpiderFab4: Sorry alright
SpiderFab4: lol
OnlineHost: VBPunk81 rolled 2 13-sided dice: 3 12
TimDuncan242: "//roll-dice1-sides13"
SpiderFab4: "//roll -dice1 -sides13
VBPunk81: ... sigh
VBPunk81: ok DUNCAN...
OnlineHost: VBPunk81 rolled 1 13-sided die: 10
OnlineHost: VBPunk81 rolled 1 13-sided die: 13
VBPunk81: 20
VBPunk81: and SPIDER...
OnlineHost: VBPunk81 rolled 1 13-sided die: 8
OnlineHost: VBPunk81 rolled 1 13-sided die: 12
VBPunk81: 18
VBPunk81: DEALER...
OnlineHost: VBPunk81 rolled 1 13-sided die: 10